you can call me kat.
18.
guitarist of rush everything.
douchebag.
i mostly post funny things, pictures and band musings.
going to beat the world up with music soon, mark your calendars.
three current goals are to become famous for great music, to play at jimmy kimmel or jimmy fallon, and become best friends with christoph waltz and clark gregg.
i'm also going to marry jonnie russell one day.
my 12 year old stepson just handed me a literal wad of cash and said “buy yourself somethin nice”
it is like 400 dollars
where did he get it
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today at the park some guy broke his ankle and one of the people said “give him some lettuce” and everyone just stared at him for like 7 seconds until he said “I meant ice”
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n-na:
I wish, I wish, with all my heart, to fly with dragons, in a land apart.
fun fact I used to sit in the bathtub as a child with my bar of soap and pretend it was a magical dragon scale and chant this like a black arts mantra
This is also the very first MLP plushie to feature a special hole in her butt that you can stick your penis in! It has a circumference of a little over 6.5” and a depth of about 6”. You can pull it inside-out for cleaning but it is highly recommended you don’t finish inside her as fleece can be quite difficult to clean! The clothing also serves as a great way to keep the hole concealed so you don’t have to keep her hidden in a closet somewhere!
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